Pregnancy.

Props to Roxanne for the awesome story!

The Application.

Under normal circumstances, this application would explain itself. BUT, I just can't get the resolution clear enough.

So, I went in the "kitchen" to get some donut boxes for what, 2 minutes? When I came back, this job application was on the counter.

How about THAT? Let's just say I was quite surprised. I laughed OK!

My Job.

Well, I thought I would actually introduce my job. Voila!
While I'm at it I might as well tell a llittle story.
You see the big black thing? Well, THAT is the Interac machine, right next to it is my cash, under that is the cash DRAWER. Well, this drawer rests on a sort of shelf. One day, I was working, and from exactly this viewpoint, I saw a little head poking out righttt next to the drawer.
Yes, a tiny head. I'm guessing a rat but hey, it could have been a large mouse.
Well, I looked behind the drawer, and it just wasn't there anymore.
It simply disappeared!
I know it's not funny or anything, but I mean, I still don't get how the hell it got there. There's no holes in the floor or anything. ODD.