So, I'm there, filling the coffee beans, minding my own business.
When, a customer comes to the counter, with a doll.
When, a customer comes to the counter, with a doll.
Not just any doll.
A Cabbage Patch Doll.
Then the talking starts.
CP Man: Bavarian Creme! Does it have eggs in it?
Me (totally clueless): Umm...Probably..
CP Man: No. There isn't. I'm sure. 100% SURE.
Me: Ok then..so a Bavarian Creme it is...
I then grab the donut. Scared he's going to jump on my back or something.
"That will be 1.30$ please." Keeping my cool, no problem here!
That is when he decided that his Cabbage Patch would be mooning me. The signature on the ass and everything, in my FACE.
Beginning to question my sanity, I smiled shakily.
Then his tucque came off.
Yes it was now on the doll's head.
I gave him his change, noticing the tiny dread sticking up from his otherwise completely shaved head.
Odd.
Then He was sitting at a table. I couldn't help but observe.
He took a bite of his donut, showed the new contents of his mouth to the doll, and made some uncomprehensible noise/cry.
How was I to interpret this?
a) He was a tortured soul
b) He needed help..
c) Blame it on drugs
Hmm...Case is still open..
You told my about this story Kat and I m still laughing out loud reading about it... Really cool this website!
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ReplyDeleteThanks mom! haha I know it was crazy! aha
ReplyDeleteI blame it on drugs. Obviously the guy had personnal issues, but you can't build your own reality without first destroying the one you already have: that's where drugs come in.
ReplyDeleteHaha look at you trying to sound intelligent! haha jte niaise mon beau guig!
ReplyDeletechu daccord!
bah la si jsuis pour écrire de quoi aussi bien que ça fasse du sens! pis en passant je sympathise avec toi pour toute tes fucké du Dunkin; j'ai été témoin de ce que 2 gars soul peuvent dire a une caissière Ontarienne cet automne :P (mm si t'es pas Ontarienne, on s'entend...)
ReplyDeletehaha ya deja un gars qui ma demander mon age pi quand je lui ai dit que j'avais 18 il a dit: ahh you're too young, I can't f*** you.
ReplyDeletehaha honnetement, le monde la..