Friday, August 21, 2009

Taxi Driver.

Back to dunkins it seems to be...working the late shift once again...crap.
The good part is I happened to fall upon an interresting exchange, it went as follows.
Man comes in, orders coffee + donut, combo number 1.
Second, slightly drunker man comes in, approaches man number 1.
- 'Hey, are you the taxi driver?' He began, in a drunken slur of words.
- 'Umm, yah.'
- 'Would you want to give me a ride home?'
- 'Sure, where do you live..'
- 'Where do YOU live?' asks the drunk.
- 'But i'm driving you home...Where do you live?'
- 'In the area...' He answers vaguely. 'But first, what are you? Cause I'M jewish and I only take rides by other Jews.
- 'Well I guess you'll have to ask someone else..'
- 'Damn right i will! I'm Jewish!'
This is when the taxi driver grabs his coffee and donut and heads toward the door..drunk in tow, still asking questions.
-'So where you from?'

What do you think ended up happening?
a) He gave him a ride.
b) He continued annoying every other customer outside until I was on the verge of calling the police.
c) He managed to convert the taxi driver to being Jewish.

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