24h

My coworker and I were were chatting it up when this odd looking man with a figurine in his hand came up to the counter.
"So, at what time do you close at here?" he asks innocently enough.
My coworker replies...
"We're 24h actually,"
This seemed to have a profound effect on the poor man.
"But...if...then when do you SLEEP?" He asks.
My coworker and I exchange a confused glance.
"Well we have different shifts..." she answered calmly.
"OH! Good, because, when I don't sleep...I go crazy! Well, I'm already crazy btu I get even WORSE! (insert crazy laughter here)". Then he went back to his table, where he had yet another figurine waiting for him.
I tell you, I don't know what I would do without these people.